All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on
LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT
IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE
they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
"and then dan climbs on top of phil"
i’m only a morning person on december 25th