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dutchster:

*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*door says pull*

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bloodsexandrocknroll:

Phil just taking a camera out in the middle of the street to film Dan’s hair bc it went kind of static, i’m so done with these two dorks.

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shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

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0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

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i dont understand people that dont have home buttons on their theme like dont you love yourself

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

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i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

I did meet a fake geek girl once.

We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.

We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.

I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.

Morel of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

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reincarnates:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

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