go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
at this point idek how i feel about people its just like we’re friends but im down for whatever
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.